Splooge Humps

When u Jizz on a Girls Stomach then ride the ripples ("humps") with your beer belly and floppy wang.

I was gonna blow my load in Suzie on Middle Beach, but decided to ride them "Splooge Humps" instead.

by OceanGrover123 July 22, 2009

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Splooshback

The most irritating thing in the world. while one takes a fairly large dump, when it hits the bowel water it makes a "sploosh" sound. Now splooshback is when after the sound that nasty bowel water splashes back all over your ass

Dude 1: Dude were have you been?

Dude 2: Sorry bro had a bad splooshback in the toilet

by monsta7144 September 14, 2011

Splooot

noun: 1. A wrestling game for a couple, whose object is to be the first player who sticks, or shoves, his or her middle finger in the opponent's anus, and exclaims "Splooot!" while making the winning move. 2. The exclamation of "Splooot!"

verb: 1. To play a game of Splooot. 2. To make the winning move in a game of Splooot.

NOTE: The winner is rewarded with one sexual favor he or she so desires from the loser, and the loser must comply with the winner's demand.

Example: Bruce soon discovered that he was disadvantaged playing a round of Splooot with Marta, an Olympian athlete.

by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011

Splooge

A liquid like substance emmitted from the penis when the penis owner has reached his sexual climax.

OH shyt bitch! Oh my GOD! AH, OH almost..... Oh! SPLOOOOOOGE!

by Sploogie April 2, 2003

Splooge

A small unit of measurement specific to food.

I'll take a side salad with just a splooge of ranch.

by niggatude69 July 11, 2009

sploosh

sploosh is another word for jizz

I like it when you sploosh in my eye.

by nox.the.king July 28, 2006