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sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.
“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"
by shidfart November 11, 2025
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sploink

i would sploink that
by brokenclock December 11, 2025
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Super Sploders

A Super Sploder is the act of screaming at a random victim, striping them naked and shoving the victims shoe into the asshole. If successful the victim will bleed from every hole in their body.
John: Hey Billy wanna go see the new movie tonight?
Billy: Sorry man, I'm giving out some Super Sploders behind the bleachers tonight.
by Pudding9759 September 19, 2017
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banana sploat

Yo it’s so hot out ima go get a banana sploat.
by Blahkaka December 23, 2018
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A sploge

Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.
by Theboiboi June 29, 2019
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yoinky sploinky

when a girl has a real yoinky in her spolinky. a real spolinker. a real boyayoioioioing if you know what im sayin.
"now THATS whast i call a yoinky sploinky."
by flynncumdumpster69yoinky March 17, 2022
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