Spleef

Message you receive after good anal pounding/beating.

hey can you spleef me real quick, that hurt really bad

by bneeks and natro merch October 19, 2010

spleef

when in the action of spleffingyou are either climbing something or eating something.

1. omg you totally spleefed that tree! (climb)

2. please dont spleef that guy in public. (eat)

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

Splexia

A sexual transmitted medical condition in which semen is produce with a grainy texture.

Man I hooked up with Jessica last week and I think she gave me Splexia, my nut feels like sandpaper coming out.

by fkbeaxhesgetmxney September 7, 2022

Spleensplooge

A thing that renews sperm

His Spleensplooge has been very active latley.

by Leon Hikari August 3, 2003

Spleak

A word to describe the way someone is speaking when drunk or stoned.

Cody: Ish his eth grrighht 'ouse? (Is this the right house?)

Andrew: Stop spleaking like that. Crazy bastard.

by Legendary d00d February 4, 2010

slexting

sleep texting, texting while unaware of what you are even talking about

yeah i must of been slexting you last night, i don't remember that conversation at all

by ninjas with candy May 27, 2010

Spleejazz

When a girl ejaculates and ruins your sheets/couch or anything shes on at the time.

Susan and I were messing around last night and she Spleejazzed. Now I have to take my suit too the dry cleaners.

by Dan-0-Mite February 28, 2011