Boston Splats

Rapid and repeated diarrhea occuring late at night following the consumption of Bostons pizza.

"I was up all night with the Boston splats"

"I have the boston splats".

by Heath85 September 29, 2009

Jam splatter

When a girl is on her period

'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'

by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012

Slattina iremise

Its a phrase used by little girls(12,13,14 etc) which means chill and dont act weird.
For example he was banging his hand on the desk so his friend said to him: Slattina iremise!

For example he was banging his hand on the desk so his friend said to him: Slattina iremise!

by The Real Top G October 5, 2022

Toy my salat

When Dad tells you to be quiet

Moon: Licking him tiko
Dad: Toy My Salat?

by AnonymousUrbanDictonary August 15, 2022

Blatz splatz

This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".

Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!

by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

slattern

Best word ever.
More sophisticated than "slut", but slighty less crude and overdone than "slag", whilst still retaining that crucial amount of European-ness.

"Nonsense, slattern! I will not tolerate your slatternry!"

by princesscupcake April 8, 2006

splatter-poop

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before

Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!

by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007