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spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.
Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.
by terriblebad March 14, 2022
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shitty spits

When you leave remains of discharge(shit)on your underwear.
Everyone notice that I had shitty spits on my ass in the school locker room.
by John-Michael Fernandez July 27, 2006
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bum spit

A synonym for swill, bad, harsh or otherwise low-quality alcohol.
That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.
by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008
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Courtesy to Spit

When a woman doesn’t have the audacity to spit and not give a dry hand job.
Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.
by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019
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spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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Shitter Spit

The upward projection of toilet chemical (usually blue) from a compressed air powered toilet flush. Usually found on the public restrooms of trains, buses, and other modes of public transportation.
Have an eye when you use the can in there - you'll get shitter spit on you if you don't step back when you flush.
by Engr Budgie March 7, 2011
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Reverse Spit

“ I’m going to do a reverse spit. That’s the way the cool kids say get a drink“
by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020
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