Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.

Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.

by CapitanSeaman June 06, 2024

Sparkle Pony

(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.

(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes

by S[hell]by November 13, 2018

sparkle pony

a show boat

a person is a sparkle pony

by doc arizona February 25, 2020

sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 08, 2022

Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.

Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.

by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024

sparklely bowtie

When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.

"I love the feeling of sparkles and cum on my vagina after my man gives me a sparklely bowtie."

by Thoughtful Jew March 17, 2016

Sparkle Parkes

An iconic creature who’s life was tragically taken by a madman driving his car on a rampage.

Will: My cat Sparkle Parkes died last spring
Beth: Haha
Kenzie: Haha

by filipinocupid.com May 01, 2019