soggy anus

An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid.

"I fucked that guy so hard, he had a soggy anus for hours"

by DJD December 20, 2003

soggy bisquit

a group of guys that jerk off on a bisquit, the last one to nut has to eat it.

Soldier1: hey guys wanna play soggy bisquit?
Soldiers: hooah
Soldier2: you guys are premature ejaculators..

by mortar tube April 16, 2010

Soggy Ankles

The condition that happens when you go for a piss but don't want touch your cock. You manoevre it out of your pants without touching it and don't hold it in your hand. The problem occurs when you don't do the three shakes and the piss then rolls down your leg when you get your cock back in your pants.

Ah shit Brian, I just did a no touch cock piss and now have soggy ankles

by Almeria August 22, 2009

soggy router

A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.

The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.

Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.

by elbastardopilko November 6, 2009

Soggy Pizza

When a girl is about to have sex with someone, then changes her mind. That person then declines sex with said girl in the future. Similar to ordering a pizza, letting it sit overnight, then refusing to eat it the next day.

I was about to get some from Reynolds last night, but she changed her mind. Now she's just another soggy pizza.

by FratdaddyCU December 5, 2010

Soggy Monkey

When one receives a very sloppy blowjob while the girl puffs out her cheeks (like a monkey), then when the dick is wet enough, slip it in her ear. Extra points if the ear drum is punctured.

Dude, i think my girl is deaf after we tried the soggy monkey last night!

by screaminluke July 10, 2011

Soggy Date

interrupting a really boring date by spilling your drink...

soggy date story: i had to go soggy on my "woolly hat" date last night... i spilled my cider on his seat and left, telling him "i will be back"...

by froast beef April 10, 2010