snowbeard

A snowbeard is a word that is to be said, snowbbbeeeeaaaarrrdddd. It's a spin of of the word, longbeard. It was created by Admiral Z. Foerg and the Late M. Sims. It means to snowboard, nothing more.

Hey man, you rang?

Yeee, snowbeard!!!

Alright, where?

Ect...

by Admiral Biggen Bottom January 2, 2011

orange snowball

a drink- take vodka, orange crush, and cream. mix vodka and orange crush (soda) until mixed then add cream. be stingy with cream :) drink quickly after adding cream- it will curl- great party drink

-me and my friends were bored so we decided to mix pop with liquors and i particularly enjoyed the vodka and orange drink~orange crush, or sunkist~ the result was the Orange Snowball

Note- vodka is potent which means lots of drunk women

by oranged45 November 22, 2009

Kentucky Snowball

On a cold Winter's day, Jizz onto a piece of KFC fried chicken, go outside, and throw it onto an unsuspecting innocent bystander (just like you would a snowball in a snow covered park).

Jim: "Dude, I woke up this morning, and jizzed on that spare Chicken from the KFC Bucket we didn't finish off!"

Jake: "Dude WTF?"

Jim: "Yeah, then I went outside, and gave this chick the ol' Kentucky Snowball!"

Jake: "LOL! That's totally awesome!"

by Morph_GI April 16, 2010

chili dog snowball

its when you fuck a bitch in the ass and then you cum in her mouth and then she spits it back into your mouth and then you spit it back in her mouth and then she swallows it

i gave mary a chili dog snowball last night and she had fun

by zapunuts September 1, 2006

Snowball

Giving oral to someone, and the person thinks you swallowed it, but you spit it in there mouth, pretending to kiss them.

*thought to self* Im gunna spit his cum back in his mouth for donkey punching me.

by Jackass June 2, 2003

Snowboard

the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.

FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.

FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.

Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?

Friend: Dude... its fuckin july

Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.

Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive

Snowboarder: so?

Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.

Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.

Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.

Poser: asshole.

Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)

by sky sky22 December 31, 2008

Snowboarder

one who clicks it and rips it at Sugarloaf. also known as The Wolf.

The Wolf is so sick today; He's totally ripping in the park.

by Ian "wolf" Woelfel December 9, 2004