by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023
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That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
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by IzWitDaShifts October 30, 2023
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"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.
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