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itch and sniff

when someone itches themselves in their genitals then is curious of what it smells like so you smell your fingers afterwards
oh my lord!! i just saw Julia itch her vagina then smell her fingers!! we should call her itch and sniff
by yung savage grl February 17, 2018
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Scratch and Sniff

The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.
If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.
by skizzle15 September 19, 2009
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sniff a bicycle seat

to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances.
Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.
by Anthony Brancato August 23, 2003
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dick sniff

From the title its obvious
You dick sniff
hhaahahaha
by Ben and kesh April 22, 2005
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bitch sniff

A phrase used usually in a string of obscenities from Georgian Civil Servants. No underlying meaning, solely an obscenity placeholder. ie. Georgian vernacular.
"What in the shit is this? ...Nuh uh, no, you tell her to go'on and bitch sniff it." yelled a pink in the face, good ole southern Georgia boy from his cubicle.
by D.A.S. September 28, 2005
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Sniffa

the act of a sniffing somebodys hair and/or shoulder in order to get people to laugh, although the act of sniffing is riduculously unfunny.
"oi tuity did u get a load of that sniffa over there"
"yeah hes a gay sniffing cunt"
by Ric Payne December 2, 2007
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Sniffa

Internet username or "handle" used by a poster at the Democratic Underground. Look for kinky meth-induced sex pics, which include Sniffa and a purplish object protruding from his anus. Enjoys sniffing sweaty feet.
Sniffa's going to go crazy when he sees your new purple socks!
by Bi_Baby June 29, 2008
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