Snarf

When a person laughs and then starts sneezing while they are laughing.

AND/OR
Can also sometimes mean a sneeze that induces an accidental fart.

"She snarfed mid sentence.. it was hilarious" LOL

by JoeyLastName January 6, 2015

Snarf

1) (noun) to expunge any bodily fluid in the face of a romantic interest
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti

Dude, did you hear about Visconti? He snarfed in that girls face while making love.... got cockblocked by John Candy

by theREALBags June 6, 2015

Snarf

A grown man and or women who while in the bathtub has the uncontrollable urge to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.

"Godo has the worst shit breath, he must have a secret "snarf" obsession"!

by Tony-The_Tiger March 8, 2017

snaffle dakka

It's a majestic cat-like, thirteen starred animal that has an umbrella and likes water. Also it can fly and has a derpy tongue.

The 13 starred snaffle dakka almost lost his stars when the land shark attacks him

by SnaffleDaka August 31, 2017

Snarfy

Rude, sarcastic, angry, impatient, defensive...

Fred got really snarfy with me today when I mentioned that he still owes me money...

by Ironozzy July 11, 2018

Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.

Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!

by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020