santagnostic

A person who does not believe either that Santa exists or not and does not need to know in order to find joy in the Christmas holiday.

I am not sure if Santa brings me gifts or if its my relatives and it does not matter to me...I guess I am a Santagnostic.

by Spread like Mike Honcho November 24, 2011

Santa Sundae

When Santa blows a load on your face.

i saw mommy gettin' a Santa Sundae

by fuckyouallmotherfuckers! January 6, 2012

santa banter

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Santa Cruz Time

a form of time measurement that is more of a generalization than a specific time. Marked by a fluid sense of time maintenance that one will arrive/event will take place roughly around a designated time; typically late with no given parameter of how late or if will arrive/start at all.

Our meeting was at noon but she is running on Santa Cruz time so I am not sure when she'll arrive.

by MoonFlower February 23, 2017

Santa

Someone, something, or some event that is awesome or magical.

Our trip to Disney World was so santa.

by BandGiggles2017 February 27, 2017

santart

When you fart after having anal sex, thereby releasing some frothy, poopy, lube-y, santorum along with your intestinal gases.

After we banged I let out a huge santart.

by improvpedro13 May 1, 2017

Santa Cruz Lemonade

A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.

"Have you ever tried a Santa Cruz Lemonade? It's all natural and very fresh!"

by Whargarble August 24, 2017