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Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
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Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021
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Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015
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Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage
Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes
by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008
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snail with a helmet

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.
by DrWatson September 10, 2005
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Snail trail

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".
"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"

"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"
by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019
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