by The one and only Tankthefranke May 28, 2019

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.
by DrWatson September 10, 2005

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".
"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"
"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"
"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"
by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019
