Smurf Juice

The blue deodorant liquid in the hull of a porta potty.
I dropped a deuce into the smurf juice.
by tones10 December 11, 2012
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Vanity Smurf

A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.

Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
Screw Tinky-Winky! Vanity was the original girly-guy! LONG LIVE VANITY!!!!!!!!!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004
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vote smurfing

Getting around a website's "one person one vote" logic by voting from multiple computers.

See ballot stuffing and meth smurfing.
The only way you could have gotten so many thumbs up on your urbandictionary entry was from vote smurfing.
by Brand X May 12, 2010
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smurf style

A style of sexual relations involving group sex on magic mushrooms.
We got on the shrooms last night and she told me she wanted it smurf style.
by push it real good August 09, 2010
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Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.
We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink
by Stevil2014 September 07, 2014
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Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.
I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
by Hot Smurf September 03, 2016
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circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle
I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us
by beavagecleavage November 13, 2010
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