fruit-smacked

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.

1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”

by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Flap Smacked

Flap smacked is the act of being hit in the face or head by a flap of skin, usually the size of a large dildo, when log-rolling a patient undergoing a circumferential body lift.

Joey got flap smacked yesterday during Dr. Frankenstein's case.. it was like a knock-out punch from Mike Tyson.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 29, 2020

Funny-smacked

When somebody hits you with a come back or says something so funny that you ain’t got shit to say

I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.

by Chili sauce September 15, 2020

Smeggie Smackdown

When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years

Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown

by NaterHiggers323 October 3, 2020

Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.

Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."

by michaelpbitcoin June 15, 2021

Kansas Smackdown

While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.

My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.

by Realboy69420 August 19, 2021