damn skimpy

it's Damn SkiPpy
and that means "yes"

Did you get them new Jordans?

Damn Skippy!!!

by marcjon78 September 8, 2003

damn skimpy

Adjective.
1-An inordinate lack of something.Usually clothes
2-A very small number or amount of a given object.

Did you see that Dirrty video? Her dress was damn skimpy.

by uberdave September 10, 2003

Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.

"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*

by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008

slimy corndog

when a woman puts mustard in her hands and gives a mans penis a hand job. and then squirts a line of ketchup across the top of the shaft. and the says mmmm. and then deep throats the shit out of it.

Jenny loves corndogs so she gave her boyfriend his first slimy corndog

by shananana doo doo doo doo July 30, 2009

slippy

When you go to fart and your worry about it "slipping" in your pants. Especially when you have diahrea.

I ate some taco meat and I slippy'd my pants.

by Jeebus October 6, 2003

shimpy

1) To cut ahead in a line
2) To take the last of something

"We were all waiting in line at the traffic light and that jerk just shimpied ahead of everyone without waiting."

"Why'd you just shimpy that last piece of pizza? I was going to take it."

by waytoomuchtimeonmyhands November 27, 2004

Slirpy

Blow job - When a person sucks on a penis and makes a "slirping" sound.

Come on babe, just give me a slirpy before I go to work.

by ButtMonkey December 23, 2012