slimy montana

a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.

Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana

by mountainman13 December 11, 2013

slimy josh

When a man ejaculates into a snoring person's nostril to attempt to wake them.

Todd was tired of Josh's snoring so he gave him a slimy josh to wake him up.

by Mega Tyrant December 17, 2013

silky pyramid

other wise known as sporting an erection in a pair of silk pyjamas or boxer shorts.

You nearly took my eye out with that silky pyramid!

Pitch a tent, erect a silky pyramid!

by Erm...Burt July 30, 2014

Slikha

Name of an ice cold beverage in India. Tastes like platinum lager. You can buy this from a local supermarket.

Wow this beer tastes amazing! What's it called? It's called Slikha.

by Slikha September 22, 2014

Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.

Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!

by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016

Slimy Cringe

A cringe that doesn't hit you hard like a normal cringe, but instead it slides it's way over you molesting you so afterward you just feel uncomfortable and disgusted

Carl: hey bro you know that kid Jacob Santoris?
Jake: yeah dude
Carl: he's got slimy cringe written all over him

by Hornythorny69 July 28, 2016

Slaky

A lowlife wasteman.

You're slaky fam. KYS.

by Long Richard August 1, 2016