An absolute mad lad, usually has at least 3 anime body pillows, a neck beard and 4 katanas. The man never showers and always wears a fedora, is sensitive to light from staying inside most of his life. Only leaves his house to buy Doritos and Mountain Dew, and to absolutely demolish pussy. Without these living gods none of us would be here today, thank you Slayers of Coochie. One example of a Slayer of Coochie would be our lord and savior Phil Swift, with his easy to use Flex Tape he makes all the females wet.
Chad #1: “Hey do you see that Slayer of Coochie over there?”
Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”
Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”
by Coolio69420 January 02, 2019
by Rat king slayer July 27, 2019
A person who says they kill turrets and campers but then they have to kill themself because they do nothing but sit in front of the TV playing on the Xbox.
by The Order of the Vortex Blades March 13, 2018
by GothMongler September 27, 2007
some anime that if u like enough you will automatically simp nezuko and think Demon Slayer is the greatest anime of all time
by bob_the_cop January 29, 2021
A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.
-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
by DosVons May 04, 2010
by Brittjoe May 12, 2018