Kiwi Slang

It’s a informal way of talking used by New Zealanders

“Wanna go to the pools?”
“Yeah nah”
“Is that kiwi slang?”
“Yeah, nah”

by Kiwitwat December 11, 2017

street slang

Words changed, twisted around and manipulated to distort the truth or to provide complete BS to what could be a very simple conversation or said simply by saying 'Duh!' or 'Huh?'. Usually spoken by MDMA eaters, Meth smokers and sniffers, Cocaine snorters, crack smokers, sometimes pot heads but most always drug dealers to make themselves sound kewl (actually spelled cool), but most always used to cheat, lie, steal and deceive some unsuspecting individual (they say fool) that has no idea what they are saying but thinks he or she does, but the fact is they are saying nothing at all. It is most always BullShit (or BS).

Drug Addict says: Fo Shizzle my dizzle, what a bizzo meet me up the gizzo when you get a clizzo, and yo bro wuz the problemo?

Cop: Got no job, no life, and act like a criminal, I am taken your ass to jail punk!

Drug Addict says: For what? Sorry sir, I do not want any trouble.

Cop: for street slang dumbass!

by BobBreton April 22, 2006

Harry Potter Rhyming Slang

A culmination of words, names and phrases from the Harry Potter World that can be used to describe or dictate ordinary everyday occurrences! Kind of the Wizard's alternative to "Cockney Rhyming Slang" just replacing "Cockney" with "Potter"!

Harry Potter Rhyming Slang examples:

Merlin’s Beard - God that’s weird!
Horcrux Snape - For f***’s sake!
That’s Weasley - That was easy!
Hermione Granger - Hello stranger!
Quiddich Quaffle - What a load of waffle!

...Now let’s see them used in situ:

I came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “Merlin’s Beard!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘Horcrux Snape’ I thought to myself, ‘I only just planted those a year ago!’. I yelled at Dozer - my dog - to move his arse kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘Hmm...That was Weasley’ I thought to myself! Usually it takes longer for Dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! Just then I saw and old friend of mine - Julianne - walking passed the house. “Hermione Granger!” I called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “Quiddich Quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.

by WackyWizard June 27, 2011

cockney rhyming slang

cockney rhyming slang originates in east london but is spoken all over east anglia. it ussualy consists of two words the second rhyming with the word your refuring too although you normally say the first word of the two

e.g. shut your BOAT (boat beaning boat race rhyming with face)
bread and honey=money (give us some bread for the pictures)

rasberry ripple=cripple ( couldnt fit into that car space si i have to use the rasberry ones)

struggle and grunt=cunt ( you fuckiong what mate watta struggle)

apples and pears-stairs (youve been a naughty boy get up those apples and pears)
these are all comman examples of cockney rhyming slang

by olliewesty January 28, 2006

mala head (irish slang)

a person whos head looks like a 3 year old made it from play-dough. its large and roughly shapen. looks like it was sculpted on the shape of a gimpy rock. not very plesent to look at at all.

mála also irish for bag, term can also be used to display the fact that they're face should have a bag over it because of the fact its just so fugly

'' yo man check tha' fool out, hes gota biggest mawla head ive eva seen dog''

''that girl has a mala head'': stating she has a fine ass body but a ugly face (irish slang version of butterface)

mala head (irish slang) for butterface

by the lad..... lad March 9, 2009

retro slang

Outdated slang that has come back into use.
Antonym of subslang. Also called retslang

Spiffy is a retro slang word.

by The UweBolla Virus March 8, 2006

tryhard slang

A particularly painful example of suburban slang.

Bill: I think Ben'd like to scrub the toilet.
Ben: Do I have a choice, or have I just been voluntold?
Bill: Hey will you quit with the tryhard slang? It makes you sound like a loser.

by exyfeplin January 9, 2008