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sampsattack

when you have george sampson overloads sometimes it turns into a sampsattack.
spudmuffin:OMG GSAMPS!
beefcake: *sampsattack*.
AHHHHHH.
by psamps January 27, 2009
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sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
by adecasp January 15, 2011
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Samplebombing

Gorging yourself @ a local grocery store by accessing free samples.
Billy was able to enjoy a free smorgasbord @ COSTCO by samplebombing.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.

Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.

Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.

Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."

Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.

Rookie Reminder:

1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.

2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.
by sillybillyboy April 24, 2014
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Samp-adder

A huge big poo . Usually has a bigger than normal girth and is more prevalent after eating a large amour of white bread or rice.
Im sure she just laid a huge samp-adder
by Kevineatseggs September 7, 2017
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Sampson Tsai

Sampson Tsai (1954~2001) was a very famous dancer that is born in Taichung city, South Taiwan Nation and is known for showing off his sexual organs while he dances. He is known for his role as Roses in a tragedy stage show called "Titanfinica". The show is about the main male Jack Crano Wu III and female character Roses Head Dickerson . Falls in love with an ship called Titanfinica. After Titanfinica his fame increased a lot ,because he is the first stage show actor that play a role for female character
Sampson Tsai is a very famous dancer the death of him is a true tragedy.
by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 30, 2017
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Scamper

What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk
"Quick, scamper, dad's home!"
by Minecraft miner 101 June 15, 2018
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sample the sauce

Wherein one tastes their own jizz to make sure it is suitable for consumption by others.
"Hey bro, you sample the sauce today?"

"Yeah it tastes like pineapples today."

"Did you make him sample the sauce first?"
"No, I should have tho, it was pretty nasty."
by Pharmasee August 8, 2019
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