The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

Latter Day’ed a Saint

Preferred usage of “Latter Day’ed a Mormon (LDM)” among members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and the 12 Apostates. If you have to ask, you don't get it.

She was looking good and I told her so; next thing you know the sun was rising over the redrock and I’ll be damned if I hadn’t Latter Day’ed a Saint under the Full Beaver Moon.

by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020

Stepney All Saints

A dogshit school filled with stupid motherfuckers who don't know anything. The headteacher is another wanker who has his priorities in the wrong places. There are a few sick teachers but for the most part, they're shit

A Church school filled with Asians, what more could you ask for. They need to realise there's more to the school then trying to suck up to the education board with a great appearance and shitty teaching

Person 1: Man I can't wait to leave Stepney All Saints, that place was a shithole worth nothing
Person 2: Don't lie though, you gonna miss them peng tings you always talk about
Person 1: Nah, they're clapped anyways. I need to go learn something fr

by ADSAM BITCH January 31, 2021

saint paul

A relitively small city in Minnesota. It is one of the two Twin Cities (the other one is Minneapolis).

I love St. Paul, anyone who hates it is plain stupid.

by a clever name September 13, 2005

Saint Louis Sauce Box

When, in the course of love making, your partner, who is having her period, gets blood on your ribs. So called because of St. Louis' famous BBQ ribs.

I'm never sleeping with her again, dude: Last night she gave me the Saint Louis Sauce Box!

by Teebs-Bizzle August 21, 2009

Saint Abida Tribe

A tribe/clan (more of a nation) that looks like it takes place in the middle east or something like that. They have a history of catastrophe to them & are making a better future for them. The citizens (sometimes known as Abidans) Usually wear stone masks to show their true citizenship. Abida was currently ruled over the Saint Das dynasty and was a well-known dynasty in the chronology of Abida, But later on, the last ruler in the Saint Das dynasty, Saint Das XII (the 12th) stepped down from the role of being the leader literally 'leading' an end to the Saint Das Dynasty. Now Abida is ruled by the Supernal nine. It is unknown of there main religion but the majority argue they are orthodox, while experts disagree.

Will the rising of the supernal ninth bring the downfall of the Saint Abida Tribe & the saint das dynasty or bring another resurrection?

by burgerkingassletuce November 26, 2019

college sainte marcelline

bitch ass school with a handful of good ppl the rest are a bunch of stuck up virgin mary's that don't know how to act. the school itself is all broken down and looks like a fkg correction facility from the outside even though we're not that pour. we get a boring ass high school experience
marcy un jour marcy toujours

normal friend: what school u go to?
you: oh you don't know it.. it's in the middle of a fucking forest...its college sainte marcelline
normal friend: *makes a pitty face* im sorry...

by yourveryownmarcy October 16, 2019