You can't sit on your own arse.

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.

Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022

Steve Bannon Sit Up

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.

Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.

by CrazyMoroccan August 12, 2017

the long sit

The long sit is an expression used for people who play videos games very often ( 5-8 hours a day) while sitting in a chair. Coming from the original expression " in it for the long run or long haul". These kind of people usually do not work and have no other aspirations than to play video games.

Bryce has played on steam for 100 hours this week he's in it for the long sit.

Tom has over 2 thousand hours played online this year hes in it for the long sit.

Chases ass is molded into his chair hes in it for the long sit.

by jo pig February 10, 2017

depression-sit

You know when you get to work, but you wait in your car so you can listen to the rest of your favorite song, or maybe a funny part of a podcast? This is like that, but without the music. There's no way you're hopping out of the car and starting a work day without questioning your life choices first. Alternatively, you might compulsively scroll through your various social media feeds instead of questioning your life choices.

You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.

Boss: "Matt, you're late again." Matt: "Well, I got here on time, but then I had to depression-sit for about 15 minutes before I could bear the thought of entering the building."

Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".

by mattmovesmountains January 24, 2020

S.O.F (Sit On My Face)

When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.

When you going to S.O.F (Sit On My Face) ma ?

by Rugah October 12, 2011

Admin sit

Admin sit is a video game terminology where if you done something wrong in a server in multiplayer thats against the rules you will be put in an hidden room where the admin tells you not to do something

Player1: im gonna kill everyone in this server, hopefully, I won't get in an Admin sit
Admin: *brings player1*

by JTube April 19, 2019

Too Legit to Sit

A play off the popular number Too Legit to Quit by the preeminent MC Hammer, this phrase is used with pride by classy ladies (and some men) to describe their aversion to public toilets.

Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance

Haris Pilton, upon seeing a disgusting and desecrated stall: "OMG! I'm Too Legit to Sit, use the damn paper you rat whores!"

by Leonard Klaus July 30, 2009