hak-shing

A bully who wimps out when the object of their bullying fights back. A coward.

Little Johnny's parents told him to stand up for himself and fight back when he told his parents about how he was bulled at school by Bill. The next day his parents asked Johnny how it went. With his head held high Johnny replied, "It went great. Bill hak-shinged and started crying."

by JohnVisser January 10, 2010

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Enhanced shaving

Use of decapitation in the name of national security.

The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.

by mr_dressup November 30, 2010

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World-Saving

(Adj.) So amazingly awesome it has the potential to save the world from an alien invasion.

"Damn, Rob's scrambled eggs are so good they're World-Saving!"

by MovinLikeBernie88 January 7, 2012

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jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

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