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shlip shlop

A phrase in Bill Cosby Speak that describes the act of sucking (mostly used in reference to sucking a dick).
"You bout to shlip shlop on ma puddin pop!"
by Doomus May 21, 2016
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Road D & Scoopin's

While driving you receive a blowjob and you finger blast her pussy or asshole.
She gave me Road D while I was getting a little scoopins
Road D & scoopin's
by Marchand August 10, 2016
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Scoop Game

This is a game that males play to punish their friends for saying or doing something utterly and obviously stupid. A scoop is defined here as cupping one's hand, slapping it across the victim's neck and pulling back your hand towards you, effectively scooping the person's neck. The game goes like this:

-If a person says/does something obviously wrong, someone who notices this mistake can call "SCOOP!"
-If a person says/does something obviously wrong and they notice before someone else calls scoop on them, they can call "CRACK-BACK" and be safe from being scooped.

This is the basic overlie of the game, but some people extend the basic concept. For example, one extension lets the person who made the mistake "SELF SERVE" so they aren't at the mercy of the scooper.

The person who is getting the school does have the right to question if something is scoop worthy or not. Some people will call SCOOP after everything that comes out of your mouth, but only really obviously dumb comments are scoop worthy
Example Of Scoop Game 1:
-Hey man, have you ever been to Miami?
-No bro, I've never left the United States before.
-Miami is in the United States idiot.
-....Oh...
-SCOOP! Come over here and get your scoop.

Example Of Scoop Game 2:
-Harry! Wake up we are going to be late for school!
-Today is Saturday...
-CRACK-BACK!
-You lucky bastard. That was scoop worthy!
by Vidioholic May 12, 2011
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Shlop

When a person takes a bite of food and then takes a drink of fluids to help mush it up into a 'shlop' before swallowing.
John takes a bite of his burger and then stuffs a couple of chips in his mouth and then drinks his coke. With it all in his mouth he resumes chewing then swollows.
Davy comments "like a bit of Shlop do we?"
by GelXsurf April 3, 2013
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scoop

to get an exclusive on a story, or to publish a story before another source has had an opportunity to do so. Usually used in the newspaper business
JJ was able to scoop the competition on Spiderman's expolits because Peter Parker always had photos.
by pebbles03 July 29, 2006
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Booty Scoops

The parts of the booty that spill out of a tight pair of undies or a swimsuit.
Guy 1: Look at that girl's booty scoops.
Guy 2: I would snack on those.
by igimaj April 19, 2011
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Scoop Jardine

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).
Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that
by Big Skinny RDU December 17, 2009
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