mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.

Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!

by 'Murica April 19, 2011

shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.

by katrinarobin June 16, 2011

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A name that represents "black" in la campana. this name was given to a friend so that we can take the piss (even if its not nice^^)

Shamil "Er_Negro" Post Made by: Er_MaKea

by Wahid April 20, 2005

Shap

The combination of shit and crap. Just a typical insult.

"This is so Shap!!"
"You're full of Shap"
"He can be so shap sometimes"

by Jibby Unicorn May 26, 2019

shample

to fuck a girl, when you want

Yo i shampled that bitch last nite.
I neeed to get some shampole tonite.

by Ghost aka Fantasma December 8, 2005

Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.

I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...

by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011

Shampooed

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

by yum-yum October 11, 2008