Shlong

a big pinus usally a black mans sized cock

vicky:wow adam had a big willy

lewis:are u telling me he had a shlong

vicky:about the size of an averige black man yess big

lewis:yes thtis a shlong

vicky:i had sex wid a man wid a shlong named adam

by adam hayes November 17, 2006

shlong wangler

someone who wangles shlongs

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"

by Swift December 13, 2003

shlong

Word describing the male sex organ. Made renowned by WiLL aka. BiGHeAD_.

BiGHeAD has a HHHHHOOOOOOGGGGGGEEEEEEE(BIG) "SCHLONG".
Believe iT. = )

by BiGHeAD! March 19, 2003

shlong

it is used when doing an impression of a sloth.

"look everyong im a sloth! SSSSHHHHHLLLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!!!"

by lizzie layne November 5, 2003

Horse Shlong

Horse shlong is when you shove a horse dick-shaped dildo up your asshole and push it all the way up till it bleeds and then you take it out and finger repeatedly until it’s a gaping hole and gets you constipated

Mad horny might Horse Shlong

by BigGanjaMan69 December 2, 2019

shmorgisborg

A strange that is yet to be understood by the world.

"Ordy blord shmorgisborg."
-Swedish Chef

by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

Shlong

To go out for a Drive

i went for a shlong last night with my wife.

by skills101 January 28, 2008