shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

shittingQ

while you are taking a dump, you play with your dick and twist it around to a form of a Q. takes a lot of energy and stamina, but when you do it, its totally worth the effort

...and then take a picture and put it on myspace

"dude, last night i did a shittingQ"
"wow, how long did it take?"
"about 40 minutes, that q is a tough letter"
"shit man, you got some skillz"
"yea i know, it already got 15 pic comments on myspace"

by she's a mitch August 28, 2008

Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010

Power Shitting

The act of getting pumped up, typically with music, while taking a heavy ass shit

Dude I had the greatest power shitting session this morning

by Therealestog February 4, 2015

Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.

I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.

by Qweezy December 14, 2009

shitting

1. the act of crapping in a tolit

2. the state of being pissed off.

3. crapping on some one else to achive sexual gratification.

1. dont bother me im shitting

2. he was shitting bricks when he found his wife in bed with another guy.

3. i can belive alice was shitting on tom. she is a freak

by satan666 October 10, 2006

Shitting Rainbows

The hyper happy reaction you get when you find out something great; It results in a rainbow butt rocket effect projectiling you out of your seat. (Jumping really high out of your chair/sofa/etc...)

WARNING: shitting rainbows may cause damages to your roof, result in concussions, memory loss, broken or sprained ankles (upon landing)... other side effects include shedding glitter, randomly hugging people, frolicing in public places, and talking like a teenage girl with ADHD over the exciting news to Everyone, Even strangers, for days. (this will last until the news gets old, so side effects are not permanent.)

by Twistedtoybox June 28, 2009