1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,
or
2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
or
3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
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2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
or
3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
by akuralis August 1, 2023
Get the not for the shitsmug. 
SHIT is an acronym that stands for, "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter". It is a car-like vehicle later renamed, "SLOW", which stands for "Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger". The "SHIT", was seen in the infamous Cat in the Hat film from 2003.
Cat: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger! Or, S. L. O. W. for short.
Sally: S. L. O. W.?
Cat: Yeah, SLOW, it's better than the last thing we had, Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Conrad: Oh, you mean- (the SHIT)
Cat: DOH, quick to the SLOW, hahahahaha!
Sally: S. L. O. W.?
Cat: Yeah, SLOW, it's better than the last thing we had, Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Conrad: Oh, you mean- (the SHIT)
Cat: DOH, quick to the SLOW, hahahahaha!
by Bӧг3dGüӱ December 6, 2017
Get the SHITmug. by hannibal lickter April 2, 2009
Get the the shitmug. I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!
by Nicolley August 2, 2006
Get the the shitsmug. Brain: Hey Eric is that bitch old man Donald trump President
Eric: No shit sounds like u been living under a rock
Eric: No shit sounds like u been living under a rock
by his girl is awesome June 12, 2018
Get the No shitmug. 