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Double Shift

To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.
"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"

"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"
by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006
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shitz

shitz is a pronoun used to refer to a "He-She-It" person
subject pronoun - shitz
object pronoun - shitzem
possessive pronoun - shitzer
absolute possessive pronoun - shitzers
reflexive pronoun - shitzelf

-refers to a person whose name may cause confusion as to the gender of the person

-refers to a person whose physical appearance prevents others from determining correctly or at all the true gender of that person

-refers to a person with whom there is a mismatch between the physical appearance and mannerism (ie. dyke, femfag)

-refers to a person whose gender is undifferentiated since the embryonic stages

-refers to a person whose sexual phenotype (physical appearance) does not match that of what that person's sexual genotype (sex chromosome) should yield

-refers to a person whose sexual genotype (sex chromosome) is not either XX (female) or XY (male) regardless of the resulting sexual phenotype (physical appearance) (ie. X, XXY, XYY, etc)

-refers to a person who possesses gonads or genitals of neither or both genders

-refers to a transgendered person (ie. Thailand's ladyboys)
Pronoun Examples:
Before making a purchase, shitz looks at shitzelf in the mirror to make sure shitzer clothing fits well.
After the purchase, the clothing is shitzers.
Everyone admires shitzem for shitzer fashionable taste.

Look at shitzem, I would love to date shitzem only if I knew shitzer true gender.
by Light24 January 23, 2010
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a shift

a person who says something one day then changes their opinion to the opposite the next on a continuous basis
Trent: Bro, Melvin told me to fuck off and get out of his life last week, now he's saying i love you and acting like a mate

Abanoub: Yeah what a freak, he's done that like 20 times to me, such a shift.
by the original t-bag March 13, 2009
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C-Shift

The most tactical and elite shift of a fire department. Any new firefighter with any talent is quickly moved to C shift . If you are put on any other shitbox shift other than C-shift than you might as well quit. When there is a task that needs to be completed, you can always count on C-shift, the other two shifts are not worth the toilet paper you wipe your ass with.
Fire Chief: "C-Shift, I need you all to continue to do solid work. A & B-Shift..... just sit there and don't touch anything and get your thumb out of your asses."
by TBB4Life June 21, 2020
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stick shift

When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car
ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!
by natty-ice June 14, 2009
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ShitZor

Derived from Shit, as in Holy Shit (OR simply ShitZor)I wanna park my tuck in her garage.

May also be negative.
"ShitZor!, Damn that nigglet is boobtastic"

"ShitZor I just got Capped by that nigglet"
by Pimp Masta J May 23, 2004
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Ph-shift

A Ph-shift, or Phantom shift, is a therianthrope-related occurence, when a therian feels the limbs of their phenotype. They can feel their animal limbs, yet they do not physically exist.
A ph-shift can be brought by similar factors of a m-shift, occur randomly, or can even happen at will.
Many therians say a ph-shift is the closest thing to a P-shift.
M-shift P-shift phenotype therianthrope therian
I had a ph-shift recently, and it can conflict with the human limbs.
by Steve494 October 18, 2008
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