Sichuan Sheet

H5N1 Bird Flu after it evolved (at Qinghai Lakes in China) into the most lethal strain of virus. It is a "killing machine" that kills all manner of animals and is sweeping the world.

"Sichuan Sheet is estimated to have already killed over twenty thousand Chinese, millions of cows, pigs, monkeys, dogs, cats, and over one hundred million birds of all varieties."

"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"

by Joe Neubarth March 8, 2006

Sheet

Sheet (v) - to tweet while using the restroom, (n) a text written while the author is on the pot.

Thank goodness Ricky only sent me a sheet and not a shumblr.

by Dave Perlins February 25, 2013

shasta

A drink that is found today at Big Lots or Dollar Tree.
It's 4 for $1.

It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix tape... let's rock!

by King Saladbar January 16, 2011

Sheath

v. To have sexual intercourse, but connoting female empowerment in the act.

n. A vagina

v. {girls drinking tea and reading cosmo together} "Sally did you and Tom, you know...?" "What, did I sheath him? Hell yeah I did. I sheathed him good and dirty."

n. "Sally, I want your sheath" "Ok, Tom, here it is."

by A.F. Eminist March 30, 2009

shasta pack

The well-defined abdominal muscles of a skinny short person.

That nerd had one hell of a shasta pack!

by chris_v July 9, 2007

shastastic

Having the qualities of the soda brand Shasta, esp. being easy to obtain (or cheap), but not of the greatest quality. mediocre

I was full after eating a shastastic lunch of four McDoubles at McDonalds

He doesn't have a complicated job or long hours, but he doesn't make too much money, either. He lives a shastastic life.

That girl Fred hooked up with at the party is ready for a good time, but isn't the type for a long-term relationship; she's pretty shastastic.

by Sam Schu January 1, 2009

Sheet Steeler

When sharing a bed, one who hogs the sheets or pulls the sheets away from the other person while they are sleeping.

In the middle of the night, I woke up because I was cold and found my husband covered by all of the sheets. He was the sheet steeler.

by I love my sheets May 25, 2009