Sob Session

Essentially crying.

Spending a period of time/session on crying

When I person is sad they might have a sob session

Person A: I feel really bummed out atm

Person B: watch some cry porn, it will give you a sob session

by Eloquent Puma June 5, 2018

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Mo session

A make out session

I want to have a mo session with you

by Hdjshssisvsshss September 17, 2018

Reddit Sessions

When me and the boys all group up and rate porn

Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.

by Cokecokk December 27, 2021

COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions

*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun

by ggij031 September 1, 2016

Naked Masturbation Session

A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.

Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.

by vestonbruno3 March 31, 2019

sessile

doesn't fucking move

sponges, which are animals, are sessile beings. when you grate a sponge onto a plate, each individual bit can grow into a new sponge. this type of asexual reproduction is useful, but not really, because these new organisms don't fucking move.

by bill June 8, 2004