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by shamperter October 14, 2017

Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

by Granka July 1, 2018

Shampeat

Unlike a threepeat, this is when your team is so bad it consistently loses year after year named after the Northeastern Shamrocks, pro hockey team.

Bro, our team is about to pull a shampeat for the next few years

by Shampeater October 2, 2019

Shampeeing

The the evil act of peeing in someone’s shampoo bottle and then not telling them. Leaves someone with pee in their hair for the duration they have that bottle.

Joey: “Yo Im shampeeing in jakes bottle.”
Pablo: “wow man that’s fucked up!”

by taxevasion July 18, 2020

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

shampling

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother

the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted

by rocko de paco May 17, 2021

Semper Sexual

The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.

People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.

by crustmeister June 24, 2021