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Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
mugGet the Inspection Shelfmug.

Shelf

*eats shelf*
I eat shelf
by Shelfeater2000 February 19, 2024
mugGet the Shelfmug.

snack shelf

A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.
Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!
by psnack October 6, 2013
mugGet the snack shelfmug.

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after
How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.
by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025
mugGet the Shelfingmug.

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.
I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!
by salami! February 2, 2024
mugGet the poop shelfmug.

Shelf

The appearance of full glutes from top to bottom. An ass that looks like you could sit a cup on it.
“Yeah my girl has a whole shelf from working out in the gym.”
by Imadethisbc October 27, 2022
mugGet the Shelfmug.

sugar shelf

The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.
“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”
by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019
mugGet the sugar shelfmug.

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