shardborn

Born or produced in crevices.

The shardborn idiot was the lowest of low lifes.

by ô¿ô May 16, 2007

Shardigan

A shardigan is a combination shawl/cardigan. One side is slightly shaped and may have a loose sleeve, the other is flat and worn wrapped around the shoulders.

I bought all this yarn at the craft fair, but I'm never going to get around to finishing my shardigan.

by Kaffles November 27, 2012

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

Shard

when you mix poop and fard

You sharded on your friend! dam

by Abhiuseop March 31, 2023

Glass shard stick

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Shardae

Name of an evil demon from ancient times. Feeds on children's souls

Mom I'm terrified there's a Shardae under my bed.

by IrishnickYT June 5, 2020

cow shears

Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"
"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"

by Xtreme Pedant May 2, 2005