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Xp-Sender
by Windows11Microsoft_xd January 30, 2025
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Happy Sending

The act of giving your significant other an orgasm, preferably through oral sex, just prior to them leaving for work.
While walking to his car, John had the look of delight after Mary dropped to her knees and gave him a Happy Sending.
by GhostRiderNC April 25, 2025
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non-sentient

Lacking conscious awareness, perception, feeling, or any capacity for subjective experience. Operating purely through mechanical, algorithmic, or reactive processes without sensation, cognition, or intent.
If you are unsure whether you are non-sentient; you might be !
by Azeas June 12, 2025
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The observation, activated by self-awareness, in which an individual recognizes their past, current or desired personality traits, characteristics, and/or behaviors in others, which is often used for the purpose of self-evaluation and improvement.
So you’re on your self-growth journey and realize—it’s not the universe sending you the same bum-ass, dusty goofies. It’s your reflection, your goofy traits showing up in these dusty people and you don't like what you see. That’s the Sentient Mirror Phenomenon.
by Troy Makwa October 28, 2025
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Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.
Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!
by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016
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Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.
by jackaufman October 8, 2019
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Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.
He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!
by ninjawise December 13, 2019
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