september 3

The day everyone gets a lap dance

John: Today is September 3.
Luke: Bet sit down ;)

by Gekyumelover69 April 15, 2019

September 21

Birthday of the he cutest guy in the entire world. Super sweet and loving annoying but loves you.

Do you remember the 21st night of September (September 21)

by Hoodies/❤️ April 16, 2019

September 20

September 20, a humanitarian disaster. It is also a historic moment where in more than 5,000 people have been either arrested or killed because of them entering Area 51. Too bad they didn’t see Alien titties.

CNN: “Breaking news. Today is September 20 and more than 1000 people have killed after entering Area 51. This day will always be remembered as “The Great American Invasion.”

by bustaofgrovestreet September 14, 2019

september 14

a real bitch chuchu’ holiday

hey it’s september 14 hbd kriistybo

by teheheheheh October 16, 2019

september 30th

National Ask for someone's number or @ day!

Hey, it's September 30th. So can I have your number or an @?

by UrPapa September 29, 2019

September 22

The day a fine ass female wit sum ugly ass anger issues was born. wtf is wrong wit her. she was fine asf too but she threw my fucking ipod mini in the toilet. she had some good pussy tho. If you were born on this day u deserve a good, patient and kind of broke boyfriend

nigga just read the definition of september 22

by notitatall October 18, 2019

September 1st, 1989

Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person you know I think that there's good in everyone but here we are, first day of senior year! And uh I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself, what happened? We were so tiny happy and shiny playing tag and getting chased. Singing and clapping, laughing, and napping, baking cookies eating paste. Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome. Welcome to my school this ain't no high school this is the Thunderdome, hold your breath and count the days we're graduating soon. College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June, but I know, I know, life can be beautiful I pray, I pray, for a better way. If we changed back then, we could change again, we can be beautiful, just not today. Things will get better as soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown, wait from this coma take my diploma then I can blow this town. Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump a blaze.

Ram Sweeney, 3rd year: linebacker and 8th year: smacking lunch trays and being a huge di**
Martha Dumpstock, loves happy endings, Best friend since diapers

Kurt Kelly, Quarterback, The smartest guy on the football team = The tallest dwarf

Heather McNamara, Head cheerleader, Her dad is loaded (sells engagement rings)
Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, No discernible personality, (her mom did pay for implants)
Heather Chandler, The almighty, she is a mythic bi***
(search up Beautiful Heathers animatic for some more info about September 1st, 1989)

by Akirabruv on tiktok April 27, 2020