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king of second bananas

Snake: That guy with the mustache...

Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?

Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!

Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.

Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!

Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!

Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!

Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.

Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Joe McLary August 24, 2009
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comment section

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???
by SantoBougé October 20, 2015
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second dinner

A dinner which occurs after conventional dinner time (5:30-8:00). Usually occurs near midnight/early morning (11:30-2:30). Consists of going out with friends to get said meal, usually fast food, but real resturants may be acceptable. In order to have second dinner, one must have first dinner.

Eaten to stave off sleep-munchies.
Dude, are you down for second dinner tonight after some counter-strike?

Today's dinner sucked real bad, I can't wait for second dinner.

How many times do I need to tell you? Second dinner is every wedenesday!!!

This food sucks, I'm already thinking about second dinner.
by Andrew 'The Captain' Hoang April 26, 2006
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Secret Badass

An ordinary looking, seemingly average girl/guy you kind of know through friends or work. They hang out, seem amicable, but never really stand out in any particular way. You might even talk shit about how boring they are... until you find out they're a world class Spanish guitar player, NASA engineer, capoeira instructor and trendy nightclub owner, all while dating a Swedish supermodel.
"Hey, have you met Dave?"
"Dude, Dave sucks. The guy is like wallpaper."
"Yesterday he bicycle-kicked a beehive into a KKK meeting."
"HOLY SHIT."
"Yeah, he's a secret badass."
by chillgasm February 9, 2010
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secret tickle time

Quandale dingles uncle will make you play this with him, or his mom
"well, i gotta go, mommy said its time for secret tickle time"

-Quandale dingle
by dbs3272globeabb November 4, 2022
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suede-denim secret police

The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).
"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")
by Chief of the Okhrana December 31, 2013
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Second Best

being choosen second over something/someone else
The asshole left me for her and then tried to come back to me making me the second best and rebound girl!
by Certified in life December 29, 2010
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