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Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez, an American actress starting her carreer at Disney Channel, mostly from where her fans come from.

She played the role Alex in the show 'The Wizards Of Waverly Place', she was as lazy ass as now.
In Barney too. With one of the most talented vocalist of this generation, Demi Lovato.
Then she joined a musical group with other musicians. 'Selena Gomez & The Scene', her name had to pop.
She dated Justin Bieber, that's how people knew her. Started her solo carreer, cause she left the musicians in 2013. A little lame.
Her first single did an ok amount of success comparing to queens of this generation.
She started to flop as she hasn't shown a lot of support for the communities.
Debut album 'Stars Dance' was hard for people to listen. 'Come & Get It' and 'Slow Down' are the most known songs in that album and still not relevant.
In 2015 'Revival' came out, it flopped even more. 'Same Old Love', 'Good For You' and 'Hands To Myself' didn't do well. She broke up with Justin and needed promo.
One album is coming, only selenators are excited. 'It Ain't Me' is the first single that is actually good in charts (not even her single yikes). The lead single is 'Bad Liar', a flop in charts and is not a good song (average as but the m/v is the only good thing). She will come out with another song called 'Fetish'. Seems like we will have to live with that song in the world.
She is also the least successfull of the ex-acts, least talented, least woke, least everything...
"Taylor Swift's bew single should be a Selena Gomez."

"That's so Selena Gomez, fake friends are awfull."

"Selena Gomez, that latina legend?"
"No, what do you mean?"
"Oh, wrong. I meant Selena Quintanilla"

"I love Selena Gomez's selfies."
"And what about her music?"
"Is she a singer?"

"You are so Selena Gomez, you said that all lives matter but muslims lives don't!"
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Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez is an iconic queen who is coming to snatch your wigs with SG2. She is a very hard working, charitable, kind and talented human who deserves nothing but love.
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