Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
by Headcircus April 23, 2013
Get the Ink The Seatmug. When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks
jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it
Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air
Joe: FUCK
jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it
Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air
Joe: FUCK
by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020
Get the Seating planmug. by Eventful Grain June 9, 2017
Get the seat hoppingmug. An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
by talamobley444 December 22, 2021
Get the Seat Cover.mug. by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020
Get the Aisle seatmug. When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once
by Lizzie Smith II November 17, 2010
Get the On the ninja seatmug. by xmissloox November 25, 2010
Get the Corn seatmug.