buttermilk seahorse

A Buttermilk Seahorse is an act where a man ejaculates inside of another person's anus cavity, waits a short while and then proceeds to suck the semen back out. Optionally the couple will French Kiss afterwards.

Did you give her a buttermilk seahorse last night?

by Vectorous February 15, 2017

the seagul

When your having sex at the beach and you pullout real quick stick your dick in the sand and stick it back in then the lady your shagging makes the sound of a seagull

The seagull by annonomus
Man:*pulls dick out of pussy and rolls it in sand sticks it back in the pussy*
Woman: awh awh awh

by Yaboi69lova September 28, 2017

trap seagull

a person who always shows up to party/do drugs but never reciprocates drugs.
Referenced from finding nemo, but instead of the seagull saying, "Mine!" They say "Line!"

Person one: Dude, hurry up and do your line! Brian just got here!
Person two: Aw shit. Who invited the damn trap seagull?!

by fuegospitter90 April 23, 2018

dabbing seagulls

seagulls that dab

I saw some dabbing seagulls yesterday.

by peeps255 June 24, 2018

The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts

The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.

" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Camp seagull

A really sexy boys camp full of Jesus and rainbow flip flops and croakies, located in Arapaho, NC. Where fishing will never be its own sport and therefore will never win acc week. (A-c-c) it's a YMCA Jesus fuckin do everything you want camp. Where all the kids in foxhole juul and bring their dab pens. Where the female nurses look at your sexy body for skin checks. Where you pray to the holy lord before every meal. You sleep away from home for a month and shower naked with other boys in your cabin. Where you won't get in serious trouble, you'll just get a talking to and they just listen and nod. Where everyones favorite person is Evan Becker and they chant Evan Becker clap clap clap repeat. Where you go to the dance and if you get a hot gf its called a Susie and you tie a slip knot in your swim band but instead of slip knot it's called the Susie knot. Here's a list of the activities they have:sailing,power boating,fishing,tubing,waterskiing,soccer,lacrosse,football,tennis,archery,riflery,swimming,paddle sports, environmental discovery, creative arts,jeeps,ziplining,golf with 18 holes,basketball,teatherball, gagaball,knuckleball,broomball.

Omg look at that hot boy, is he from camp seagull?
Smash or pass, camp seagull boy? SMASH!
Omg Rebecca I totes smashed a sailer boy from camp seagull and he said the camp blessing before he ate me, it was totes awesome.

by D_dubbz August 20, 2019

Steven Seagal Syndrome

Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports

They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.

Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome

by Ted H (not ted K :( ) May 10, 2023