Slutterism

The act of slutting around regardless of gender.

If a lock that opens to any key is the same as a key that can unlock any lock then it's the same amount of Slutterism, isn't it?

by Rhiannaers February 11, 2014

scatterfish

An old bitch who switches from one topic to another in the same conversation.

Mary is a right bloody scatterfish

by Benveb April 14, 2014

Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

slutter butter

a promiscuous girl who spreads her self all over like butter

dam that bitch is a serious slutter butter who molly yea she was just with some other guy last night.

by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015

Slutterish

The act of speaking in a slutty manor.

Goddamn Mrs. Jones! Stop talking so slutterish!

by BKBChampion October 11, 2016

Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017