scittney

to show uberl337ness

that was a scittney frag

by scott johnson September 25, 2003

scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.

I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.

by sonic68 March 10, 2009

scitrepreneur

A scientist turned entrepreneur

Thomas Edison was perhaps the consummate Scitrepreneur; he formed the Edison Electric Light Company after perfecting the incandescent light bulb.

by symian October 20, 2009

scratchalicious

the uncontrollable urge to scratch a bug bite, scab or rash even though you know you shouldn't, but it feels so good you can't stop yourself.

I got bitten by mosquito's all weekend while I was camping and can't stop itching. It's scratchalicious.

by jomaby August 3, 2010

Schitzski'd

Verb used to describe severe inebriation,

Comes from "Schitski" a polish sounding name. Being "Schitski'd is being so drunk that when someone tries to talk they sound polish.

Drunk Guy on Couch: Scheneblyia Weckbutan Litzkiniyajebv
Alex: That dude is totally Schitzski'd, I hope someone is taking him home.

by KOOLAID October 30, 2010

Schitari

A type of drug traditional used as cheap subsitutes of marijuana and willet.

Last night I snuck behind the barn to smoke some willet and schitari with my mother's bong.

by chow Meister November 16, 2012

scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.

I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.

by oldsport December 31, 2014