hop scotch

a sport little girls play but i use it as a connotation of being stupid, random, and a gap filler, i also use it to start a fight with someone (it works lol)

some guy: yo wat the fuk
you: are you tryin to hop scotch you bitch!

by J to THE OHN January 16, 2008

Scorchenhimer

The act of setting your friend on fire while tap dancing with a monkey.

Yesterday I decided to scorchenhimer my friend because he said barazz wasn't a real word.

by Noltons3 August 19, 2009

Skonch

Strong-smelling, powerful marijuana -- a hybrid of "skunk" and "ganj"

We smoked some dank skonch last night!

You can smell that skonch from a block away...

by VellieEvans August 12, 2010

Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.

I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.

by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011

Scotchdick

Pouring any type of Scotch Whisky on male genitalia.

Dar gave Bran a wicked case of Scotchdick last night!

by Randoasdas January 30, 2014

Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

Scunch

To expand and retract a scrunchie/hair band around hand for mild pleasure. Inspired by Scunci the dog of the person who created the scrunchie.

I've been scunching all day

by scrongtheeighth November 2, 2019