schemer

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

by almeidap April 18, 2006

schma

a cigarette.

"Hey can i bum a schma?"
"Yeah no problem lets go schma a schma"

by "Iron" Balls McGintey January 14, 2010

Schmaaks

When something is good or u like it.

1: Fuck I schmaaks that chick.
2: I schmaaks brandy & coke.
3: You schmaaks getting rapled ??

by Rhettius Bluff Durban South Africa September 19, 2006

Schmacked

Past Participle
Beat (past tense) somebody really badly in a game or activity (especially sports).

Who tryna get schmacked in Clash (of Clans)?
Damn...Collin was playin' Smash 4 with Kyrie last night and that nigga got SCHMACKED
You playin 3 on 3? Boy if we go full court you finna get schmacked

by Air-Dried Conditioner December 11, 2017

pyramid schemer

a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.

Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!

John: What does it say?

Ed: *hey what you doin*

John: Um, I just got the same thing.

Ed: Wtf? At what time?

John: 5:25pm.

Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.

by hiwol88 June 24, 2010

schemery

Verb - a blatant display of homosexuality.
Noun - one who acts in a manner such that they convay a sense of homosexuality.

multiple variations of this word are used in gramatical context with the sentence structure.

that boys schemin' again

yo, quit pullin' a schemery while im working my game dogg.

by Brute February 15, 2005

schemer

a creeper/stalker/any other type of shady character that is found annoying to someone else.

"Tom was staring at me again in class..."

"he is SUCH a schemer!"

by cuddle muffin October 21, 2008