Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017

scandinavian jackhammer

When you wriggle your thighs from side to side to ease out a difficult bowel movement.

"Mate, that was a tricky shit. I had to drop the Scandinavian jackhammer."

by mikjoms July 29, 2017

scandiffio

A sophisticated person whom is date worthy, pretty, and knowledgeable. They always have great attitude, but if they get angry, watch out!

Damn. That girl is such a scandiffio and I would so smash !
Her booty is so juicy !

by Karmenel May 16, 2018

Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.

Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!

by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018

Scan

What you say when you don't know someone's name. Typically used in Western Ireland.

"Hey John! Any craic?" "Howya scan?"

by laksjdjfg October 19, 2018

Scandavilla

roadman, gang member, dickhead, etc.

"Alex! Joe's dating your ex girlfriend!"
"He's a bare scandavilla uno"

by skskkl May 25, 2019

Scandalousity

Scandalousity is just a longer and sassier way of saying scandalous. It gives a better understanding that you are not taking the situation seriously. (It can also be used to replace the word scandal)

" I heard the teacher has been sleeping with her students"
" oh my gosh *gasps* the scandalousity"

by Thescandalousityqueen June 16, 2019