San Francisco Rich

1. When you have a kick ass job earning in the six figures yet you still have a beater car and a small shoe box house with a huge mortgage.

2. The disbelief of earning a huge income yet still just living an average life in the Bay Area.

Guy 1. Are you going to the SF Giants Game tonight?
Guy 2. Nah Man those tickets are expensive.
Guy 1. I thought your company just went public?!
Guy 2. Yeah it did but I'm San Francisco rich.

by Jay by the C April 21, 2015

San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,

I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...

by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025

San Francisco Vanilla

Antonio Voto-Bernales

Blayne: Yo, how was San Francisco?
Kamaka: It was great! Had a great time with the San Francisco Vanilla. Tasted delicious.

by stardestroyer 56 September 28, 2021

San Francisco rodeo spit shine

When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube

Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?

Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho

by Chkeni February 4, 2025

San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)

"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"

by Vvespidae May 1, 2025

San Francisco Puppet Show

The act of putting one's arm up into the anus of a standing or sitting man, to at least the elbow, "working him like a puppet".

-Hey, did you go to the gay pride parade this weekend?
-Yeah! It was so swell, I even caught a glimpse of a San Francisco Puppet Show!

by Pringles-Pappy December 12, 2018

San Francisco Smile

A large grin similar to the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, that a person gives to another person when they are attracted to them, with hopes of a return smile to signify sexual attraction.

Scott: Hey did that dude just give me a San Francisco smile? Jon: Dude, you are wearing skinny jeans, and listening to Coldplay out loud. What do you expect?

by Jb79 January 11, 2016