Salt Mama

A girl who spends your money, annoys your friends, wastes your time and then gives nothing in return. Oftentimes, she complains the whole time you are together. Opposite of a Sugar Mamma. To be avoided at all costs.

Wow, that girl you are with is a real Salt Mama! She is sucking the life right out of you. Run as fast as you can, and don't look back!

by bpmpls August 27, 2013

salt box

Function: noun

1 : one who is extremely salty; pertaining to an entire box of salt
2 : moody or cross at the most extreme level

Aaron is a salt box, no one could possible be in that bad of a mood.

by lUK February 19, 2004

Old Salt

Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.

SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.

by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018

rock salt

What to load into a shotgun if you don't want to kill someone, but you still want it to hurt.

John, remember that you only need to load the gun with rock salt if you want to hurt them, not kill them.

by Intelligence001 March 31, 2021

salt the eggs

impregnate a woman

Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs

by legalizeRanchNumberTwo February 7, 2017

Lightly-Salted

Being the shit, but like low-key.

dude 1 : Bro, how they gon' hate when I'm "THAT. GUY"?

dude 2 : You're just lightly-salted fam...

by Thee London December 27, 2018

salt mac

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007