safety dibs 

Saying safety dibs can keep your dibs safe from people revoking it with another dibs or it can also keep it safe from ever being expired.

I call safety dibs on shotgun

Safety dibs on last slice of pie

safety dibs by The beast 21 December 1, 2019

Safety Sunglasses 

When a man forcibly gives a woman safety goggles

Aj: dude i heard logan gave some girl safety sunglasses! mike: dude that is so fucked! i only give out safety goggles.

Safety Sunglasses by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

Safety Safe 

The epitome of epic phailure.

Dude, that was totally a Safety Safe idea.

Safety Safe, you're and epic phailure.

Safety Safe by K Phamz August 23, 2007

Safety Meeting 

A term referred to by people wishing to converge in a manner so that they can smoke and alter their perception of reality.

'Hey, CJ! Safety meeting!'

Safety Meeting by the original dimwitter July 21, 2018

safety dance 

Those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their passengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.

Named after a song by the same name.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the flight attendants to give the safety dance. Please make sure your tray tables are in their upright position....

safety dance by Dennis The Tiger January 6, 2006

safety police 

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

safety police by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Safety Goggles

The sexual act in which a woman puts testicals In her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an ass hole while the cock is slapped against her forehead. Usually willing but in forced cases see safety sunglasses

aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!

Safety Goggles by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007