Uglier than a sack of assholes

The ultimate slogan to be used when a female is absolutely positively ugly and there is only one way to describe her ugliness. This may be confused with fugly, however this reference trumps the fugly category.

Man, that chick is "uglier than a sack of assholes".

by Big Harry Johnson October 5, 2007

Apple sack

Another word for testicles.

He has a big apple sack.
John was punched in the apple sack twice.

by Nik Gonzales May 23, 2006

sack clap

The act of violently moving the pelvic area in a thrusting motion inorder to clap the scrotum against the gluteal wall. It bears a strong resemblance to a clap with the hands.

Brandon gave a sack clap round of applause.

by The Dude. December 9, 2008

old sack

A person who is quite old and complains all the time about everything.

Shut Up Ronnie you old sack of horse shit.

by daveboss March 15, 2010

Sack Hand

The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.

Tom: Hey, how was talking to Harry?

Dick: OK, I gave him the old Sack Hand'.

Tom: Hahaha.

by The Sack Hander General June 29, 2011

Tic Tac Potato Sack

Someone with a really small dick, yet has a gigantic ballsack.

Jim is a Tic Tac Potato Sack for sure!

by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007

Randy Savage Sack Lunch

When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.

What did your mom pack in your lunchbox? Cause she gave me a Randy Savage Sack Lunch last night.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008