shoosh

being shoooed away and shooshed at the same time

Mom: *swinging her fingers and hands in an outward motion* saying shhhhhhh Stop farting your ass stinks you'll wake your father and he'll think I'm trying to get frisky.
Me: ok you don't have to be rude and shoosh me away

by milfy0420 December 14, 2013

smoosh

to suck someone dick/cock/penis/twig and berries/the package/junk/ding-dong/shlomng/prick/balls/pentagon/wiener/chuck norris/gorilla/king kong

Megan Fox smooshed me last night, but i accidently gave her a golden shower too.

by ibolic smoosher March 31, 2009

scoosh

To pull an unsuspecting persons trousers down to their ankles in front of an audience. "scoooosh!" is then shouted by everyone witnessing the event.

Best practiced in pubs / clubs, especially those with balconies overlooking large crowds

"look at Dave posing by the bar - eyeing up them women"

"Scoosh?"

"yeah, let's scoosh him"

by Paul Asplin June 10, 2008

smooshy-mushy

it is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard.

The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005

Shoosh Pap

The act of Shooshing a Pap, or subsequently papping a shoosh.

My dog pooped on the floor so I rolled up a newspaper and gave him a good shoosh pap.

Get down here right now, or I'll shoosh your pap!

by Shooshpapper December 1, 2011

swo0sh

Counter Strike player from Guatemala.

Do you know swo0sh? He plays Counter Strike

by swoosh March 12, 2005

stoosh

to hide, to stash away

Hey! I forgot my keys. Can you "stoosh" them outside somewhere for me?

by MrBJ May 21, 2009